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Hoppy Easter!

Jokes, Puns and Cartoons for Quilters

Jumping Bunnies Animation

Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A. A funny bunny.

Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A. Cold.

Q: What do you call a very smart bunny? A: An egghead.

Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits.

Q. What kind of book do baby rabbits like at bedtime? A. One with a hoppy ending.

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A. A Hot Cross bunny.

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Line of Eggs Graphic

Q: Why are bunnies always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a March.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise

Happy Easter! What?

Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? A. The Bunny Hop of course.

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

Q. How many hairs are in a rabbit’s tail? A. None, they’re all on the outside.

Eggs in Straw Graphic

Q. Why does the Easter bunny have such a shiny nose? A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.

Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A. It has 4 rabbits’ feet.

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? A. You ‘nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A. A harenet.

Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A. A harenet.

Hoppy Easter - Funny Bunny Sign
image courtesy of Caroll County Vet Clinic

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A. A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? A. Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.

Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A. 14 carrot gold.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter!

One Easter a father was teaching his teen to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the breaks the boy exclaims, “Oh, no, dad. I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.”

To which his father replied, “It’s okay son. You missed him by a hare.”

Have another corny joke you think we should list? Send it me, and I will add it here. 

Happy Easter Graphic with Bunny and Tulips

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